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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
1:31 pm
question for the peanut gallery
question. is it wrong to list World Domination under the "long term goal" heading of your resume? If yes, why?

-Home ownership looked lonely so I wanted to put something else down and General Manager for the New York Mets seemed like a stretch.
Monday, August 21st, 2006
7:51 am
Got a new Puppy
Her name is Lucy and she's an American Bulldog. Born on 6/14/06, she is just over nine weeks old. I'm sure there will be pictures to follow at some point.

Current Mood: bouncy
Monday, May 22nd, 2006
7:10 am
I am wiped
This might have been the busiest weekend of my existance. But all in a good way. Friday night I left work early for the Tool concert down in midtown. Awesome show. Back home by 4am, next day -all day wedding. In the books. Sunday was spend some time with the family in town then head back to the city for some drinks followed by the ballgame. Back home at 2am and exhausted today.

That the short of it all.

Tonight is dinner at OSHO Japanese Steakhouse, drinks at our house.
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
9:10 am
random thought
I was just reading something about multi-dating, pretty much the ins and outs of "playing the field" and I came across this example relating to office romances and it gave me a chuckle....

"Especially within your own office, dating both Amber from Accounting and Meghan from Marketing is petty and perilous... you have a better chance of jumping Snake River Canyon on the back of Evel Knievel’s rocket-powered bike than pulling off that bit of rompery."

Great way to give it a visual.

Less than 2 days until the TOOL concert.
Friday, May 5th, 2006
10:46 am
Let me tell you how much I am digging the new TOOL, albumn. 10,000 days is pretty freggin' awesome.

Can't wait for the show in the city two weeks from today. Those fuckers know how to rock the house.

albumn recommended to all

Current Mood: chipper
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
2:15 pm
"I had no shoes and felt sorry for myself until I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better." -GC
Monday, March 13th, 2006
7:40 am
Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006.

Wings For Marie (Pt 1)
10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
Rosetta Stoned
Right In Two
Viginti Tres

Current Mood: bouncy
Sunday, February 19th, 2006
1:10 pm
So long my best friend
Last night after 11, Maynard the Gooch passed onto the big field in the sky. I miss him so much. I don't know what to do with myself. We buried his body this morning behind the garage in a blanket with his strawberry shortcake doll. He loved that doll. It was the only stuffed animal that survived the wrath of the Gooch. He was very much an independant dog, always wanted to check out everything and explore, towing me 30 feet behind. In my heart I always knew this day was coming, though I prayed I was wrong. Extremely smart, absolutely. But he only did as he was told for treats. That only made me love him more. My heart feels so empty wishing I had him by my side for another 10 years.

I'm just so grateful he went quickly. We plan to plant pumpkins next to his grave next month. It only seems fitting since he was our Pumpkin.

I'm will treasure every second we had with him. In 10 days it would have been 2 years.

R.I.P. Maynard, forever my puppy.
getting acquainted with his mamma
his first meal on our watch, many to follow
On our way home with the newest member of our family
his favorite position (spread eagle so we could scratch his belly)
just a playful pup
male bonding

So long buddy, I'll always miss and love you.

Current Mood: crushed
Thursday, February 16th, 2006
1:38 pm
thinking out loud
I have been thinking more and more about starting my own business. This all likely stems from the fact that I don't believe that I'll ever be satisfied working for someone else. But while working for yourself can be very rewarding and profitable, it is also a tremendous amount of work and pressure. Then there is always the fact that I like to take vacations and travel a bit around the northeast. That would have to pretty much stop. What type of business gives me the greatest chance of success and payoff without making me want to blow my head off? In what field do I have an edge that I can exploit to beat my competition?
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
10:46 am
Remember "Terrible" Terry Tate -Office Linebacker?
View his complete collection of commercials. I hadn't seen them all until now. Funny as hell.
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
10:10 am
for all the guys who don't know what women really mean
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. Bitch
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
Thursday, January 12th, 2006
9:30 am
ok, here we go
so its been a while since i posted.

had a good christmas and new years.
spent christmas with karen and the dog. Got alot of golf stuff for christmas, 7 iron, golf calendar(loaded with discounted rounds at various courses), a practice net, electronic score keeper. You name it, I probably got it. I also got a dart board and some clothes and junk. I got karen a mixer, earings and a fire pit for the yard.
In all, a good holiday.

Maynard turned 2 on new years eve. Still acting like a puppy, no surprise there.

Karen put us back on weight watchers. yeah, it sucks but whatcha gonna do. I'll pick up the exercise regiment to speed the process along. I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy, so diets aren't exactly my best friend.

Whats going on in the LJ world? My life is pretty boring so I feel the need to live vicariously through others.

Can't think of what else to post so I will open the floor for questions.

Current Mood: okay
Friday, December 9th, 2005
12:22 pm
recent maynard pics per demand
each pics is rather large
but i don't give a shit so....

in some pics is his buddy buster

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Thursday, December 8th, 2005
9:48 am
look on
as celebrities inspire Jeff


some of the faces really are funny as hell
Monday, December 5th, 2005
11:04 am
Tuesday, November 8th, 2005
12:43 pm
dinner ideas...
I am responsible for cooking dinner on monday and tuesdays every week. Since I am not a very good cook and have limited knowledge of food, my menu is limited. I can typically follow directions decently well but need some idea to impliment.

So, to compete for a hardy pat on the back and "good job!" from me I am soliciting dinner menu ideas involving a chicken or beef dish. **can't take more than 2 hours to prepare and can't be too spicy.

If you want to submit the recipe aswell for bonus points, feel encouraged. I'll even take pictures of the winning dish and show you what it looks like burned for no additional cost to you!

Really, any feedback will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks, and lets hope I don't burn the house down. (last night was pasta parm dish)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
8:09 am
My favorite TV personality -quagmire
Top Seven Quagmire Quotes

7. Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.

6. I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

5. Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

4. Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

3. Social worker: Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I got a question for you. Why are you still here?

2. Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.

1. Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Current Mood: Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
11:26 am
I can't believe
that the cowboys blew that game last night. I'd get into it more, but it would just piss me off more.

Arrested Developement season premiere was funny. Those who haven't seen it, buy the first season on DVD now. Too funny to miss.

Upcoming comedy shows in the city. The place is by the garden and its BYOB, so the cost won't kill you. The first 3 Friday nights in November and December at 8pm. Seriously, don't miss out.

more info on the show can be found at http://www.fearsomecomedy.com
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
8:49 am
Pretty cool stuff
remember the movie medicine man that came out in the early 90s?

Tourists zip through Alaska's forest canopy

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
9:50 am
The sooner this happens...
the sooner I cut all ties with the corrupt cable company. ah what a glorious day!

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